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Impunity
#1 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 6:59:51 AM
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Read next post down.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#2 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 7:01:54 AM
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Records at the Registrar of Political Parties show that the smaller political parties have beaten major ones in the race to comply with new Political Parties Act guidelines. Major political parties including Kanu, PNU, Wiper Democratic Party and ODM have been caught napping as the clock ticks towards the April 30 dateline to meet the new conditions or face deregistration.


Is there anything like "dateline"?

Daedline = Tetline???

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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keraka
#3 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 8:18:19 AM
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Blame it on Direct translation.Truely hogwash.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Robinhood
#4 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 8:26:01 AM
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Lakini message ilifika!!
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
For Sport
#5 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 9:47:39 AM
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keraka wrote:
Blame it on Direct translation.Truely hogwash.

Chiizi
#6 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 10:06:16 AM
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OMG> Gazzetti gani hiyo?
Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 10:21:24 AM
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Daily Nation today.
This (without prejudice or hate speech) must have been a luhya!
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#8 Posted : Monday, April 02, 2012 5:50:36 PM
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On Saturday Mike Okinyi...Read " Sunderland held Manchester city to a 3-3 goal at their Etihad homeground" The pronoun "Their" according to my knowledge of grammar refers back to the subject, which is sunderland....so Okinyi was telling us the Etihad is the homeground for sunderland! These people should know we note simple things such as noun pronoun agreement and stuff like that. But the most glaring mistake was yesterday when he said that "Newcastle beat Liverpool to move into Champions league qualification zone" Sixth place cannot even Guarantee Europa, leave alone champions league!!! Bure Kabisa
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kollabo
#9 Posted : Tuesday, April 03, 2012 5:06:53 PM
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DN pg16 "However, DPP Keriako Tobiko opposed the decision to have Justice Ombija handle the case and filed an application seeking his withdrawal, saying the judge was impartial after he called for the trial courts file....."
Impunity
#10 Posted : Tuesday, April 03, 2012 5:55:45 PM
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kollabo wrote:
DN pg16 "However, DPP Keriako Tobiko opposed the decision to have Justice Ombija handle the case and filed an application seeking his withdrawal, saying the judge was impartial after he called for the trial courts file....."

d'oh! d'oh!
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:03:47 AM
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And the Daily Nation Today Reports That ...

http://www.nation.co.ke/.../-/ytas91z/-/index.html

Quote:
For instance, it shows that last year, 1,601,184 more people were served with safe drinking water around the country by the eight water services boards. But in areas served by the Ewaso-Ngiro North Water Services Board, there is no indication of how many more got on the pipeline or got access to safe boreholes.

The board serves the North Eastern region.



Where on earth is this borad found in this beautiful East African Republic of Kenya!?

The only water service boards under the Ministry of Water and Irrigation (Charity Ngilu's) are:

i. Athi Water Services Board - in Nairobi,
ii. Tana Water Services Board - in Nyeri,
iii. Northern Water Services Board - in Garissa,
iv. Rift Valley Water Services Board - in Nakuru,
v. Lake Victoria North Water Services Board - in Eldoret,
vi. Lake Victoria South Water Services Board - in Kisumu,
vii. Coast Water Services Board - in Mombasa,
viii. Tanathi (Ngilu) Water Services Board - in Kitui.

The Regional Development Authorities under the Ministry of Regional Development (Fred Gumo's) are;

i. Ewaso Ng'iro North Development Authority - In Isiolo,
ii. Ewaso Ng'iro South Development Authority - In Narok,
iii. Kerio Valley Development Authority - In Eldoret,
iv. Lake Basin Development Authority - In Kisumu,
v. Coast Development Authority - In Mombasa,
vi. Tana and Athi Rivers Development Authority - In Nairobi
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Impunity
#12 Posted : Wednesday, April 04, 2012 2:43:17 PM
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NTV sports anchor this morning!

After mesmerizing how Barsa beat Milan, he ended his statement by saying "...this was vintage Arsenal.."
How is Arsenal talk related to the game?
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McReggae
#13 Posted : Wednesday, April 04, 2012 2:55:34 PM
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kelele.com wrote:
But the most glaring mistake was yesterday when he said that "Newcastle beat Liverpool to move into Champions league qualification zone" Sixth place cannot even Guarantee Europa, leave alone champions league!!! Bure Kabisa


The word zone should suffice in this description!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
otienosmall
#14 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 11:15:02 AM
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Safaricom revenues up by 13 percent

Giant mobile phone service provider Safaricom has recorded a 13 percent increase in revenue from Sh 17.4 billion in March 2011 to 18.4 billion in March 2012.

Source- Standard


Safaricom posts a 4pc dip in profits

Safaricom has posted a Ksh 12.63 billion after-tax profit for year ending March 2012, down from Ksh 13.16 billion last year....

Source- Nation
McReggae
#15 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:31:27 PM
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otienosmall wrote:
Safaricom revenues up by 13 percent

Giant mobile phone service provider Safaricom has recorded a 13 percent increase in revenue from Sh 17.4 billion in March 2011 to 18.4 billion in March 2012.

Source- Standard


Safaricom posts a 4pc dip in profits

Safaricom has posted a Ksh 12.63 billion after-tax profit for year ending March 2012, down from Ksh 13.16 billion last year....

Source- Nation


Hey revenue and profit are very different bro, hapa umepatikana!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
selah
#16 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:50:55 PM
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McReggae wrote:
otienosmall wrote:
Safaricom revenues up by 13 percent

Giant mobile phone service provider Safaricom has recorded a 13 percent increase in revenue from Sh 17.4 billion in March 2011 to 18.4 billion in March 2012.

Source- Standard


Safaricom posts a 4pc dip in profits

Safaricom has posted a Ksh 12.63 billion after-tax profit for year ending March 2012, down from Ksh 13.16 billion last year....

Source- Nation


Hey revenue and profit are very different bro, hapa umepatikana!!!


Hapo kweli umepatikana..the same way I was sometime back, I learnt never to criticize something before you are sure of what you are saying.
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
Lucid_Iam
#17 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:54:44 PM
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He was still right. Revenue was not 17B but 107B. We are still dealing with the same press here. How can you have 17B revenue but 12B profits?
chiaroscuro
#18 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 2:00:17 PM
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DAILY NATION TODAY

"Through a government programme, he got a scholarship for his undergraduate degree."

What is an UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE? Once you have a degree, you are no longer an undergraduate! Perhaps the writer meant undergraduate STUDIES
McReggae
#19 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 2:11:21 PM
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Lucid_Iam wrote:
He was still right. Revenue was not 17B but 107B. We are still dealing with the same press here. How can you have 17B revenue but 12B profits?


Not so fast, we are not talking revenue here but increase in revenue!!!!....the incremental amount was by 13% with the given figures!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Lucid_Iam
#20 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 2:41:30 PM
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@McReggae, true. I am part of the problem.
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