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MugundaMan
#1 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 8:57:33 AM
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Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 1,888
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.
"The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." - Psalm 14:1**Dustbowl County is the Future of Kenya. Join us investing here or perish!!****On Vacation until Jan 1st 2020**Current NSE holdings:ZERO. Next planned re-entry into the NSE: 2052
2012
#2 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 9:21:11 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,468
Location: Nairobi
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.


You can get. For these 'qualifications' she'll have to be about 40 years and most likely divorced or separated. And she'll be the one to pick you not the other way round.

Or

You could come back to earth and look for someone simple you'll love without these earthly bestored vanities.

Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground. Rosa Parks
Angelica _ann
#3 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 9:43:41 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 10,794
2012 wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.


You can get. For these 'qualifications' she'll have to be about 40 years and most likely divorced or separated. And she'll be the one to pick you not the other way round.

Or

You could come back to earth and look for someone simple you'll love without these earthly bestored vanities.


Mutually exclusive manenos, all the best kwanza hapo 1 & 3 smile
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Spikes
#4 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 9:55:56 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/20/2015
Posts: 2,634
Location: Mombasa
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.


I've done research and I can speak authoritatively without contradiction that most ladies want you (man) with all your mighty to make their life paradise while they are committed making yours hell. What a tragedy in relationships!
John 5:17But Jesus replied, “My Father is always working, and so am I.”
MugundaMan
#5 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 10:07:59 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 1,888
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
2012 wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.


You can get. For these 'qualifications' she'll have to be about 40 years and most likely divorced or separated. And she'll be the one to pick you not the other way round.

Or

You could come back to earth and look for someone simple you'll love without these earthly bestored vanities.


Laughing out loudly

I should have added age between 25 to 36 with no kids!
"The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." - Psalm 14:1**Dustbowl County is the Future of Kenya. Join us investing here or perish!!****On Vacation until Jan 1st 2020**Current NSE holdings:ZERO. Next planned re-entry into the NSE: 2052
MugundaMan
#6 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 10:11:22 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 1,888
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
Spikes wrote:


I've done research and I can speak authoritatively without contradiction that most ladies want you (man) with all your mighty to make their life paradise while they are committed making yours hell. What a tragedy in relationships!


Dating today is getting kurazy, my bradza. The last thing I want is a bitter and traumatised person who sees no joy in life.
"The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." - Psalm 14:1**Dustbowl County is the Future of Kenya. Join us investing here or perish!!****On Vacation until Jan 1st 2020**Current NSE holdings:ZERO. Next planned re-entry into the NSE: 2052
Spikes
#7 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 10:59:08 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/20/2015
Posts: 2,634
Location: Mombasa
MugundaMan wrote:
2012 wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.


You can get. For these 'qualifications' she'll have to be about 40 years and most likely divorced or separated. And she'll be the one to pick you not the other way round.

Or

You could come back to earth and look for someone simple you'll love without these earthly bestored vanities.


Laughing out loudly

I should have added age between 25 to 36 with no kids!


You'll get many in praise and worship team in evangelical churches....A soloist who leads in soprano voice....or a choir mistress in conservative churches.
I wish you all the best in search of a female with good vocals.
John 5:17But Jesus replied, “My Father is always working, and so am I.”
AndyC
#8 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:13:40 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/21/2015
Posts: 112
MugundaMan wrote:
2012 wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.


You can get. For these 'qualifications' she'll have to be about 40 years and most likely divorced or separated. And she'll be the one to pick you not the other way round.

Or

You could come back to earth and look for someone simple you'll love without these earthly bestored vanities.


Laughing out loudly

I should have added age between 25 to 36 with no kids!


What are you offering in return for those qualities you seek?
hardwood
#9 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:19:08 AM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,346
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.
kaka2za
#10 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:22:44 AM
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Joined: 10/3/2008
Posts: 3,547
Location: Gwitu
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.



He hasn't said that he is hunting for himself. May be he is just a broker.
Halafu,he has not said he is a Bachelor,he could be hunting for number 2 or 3
MugundaMan
#11 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:32:14 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 1,888
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
AndyC wrote:


What are you offering in return for those qualities you seek?


Of course I wouldn't ask for qualities I am not prepared to provide smile
"The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." - Psalm 14:1**Dustbowl County is the Future of Kenya. Join us investing here or perish!!****On Vacation until Jan 1st 2020**Current NSE holdings:ZERO. Next planned re-entry into the NSE: 2052
MugundaMan
#12 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:33:49 AM
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Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 1,888
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.


He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!
"The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." - Psalm 14:1**Dustbowl County is the Future of Kenya. Join us investing here or perish!!****On Vacation until Jan 1st 2020**Current NSE holdings:ZERO. Next planned re-entry into the NSE: 2052
AlphDoti
#13 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:34:42 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,016
Location: Kenya
MugundaMan wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.

He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!

Unbelievable... Especially reading some requirements, it indicates someone who has not lived with a wife. Kumbe we deal with young boys here!
gk
#14 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:42:54 PM
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Joined: 5/17/2008
Posts: 417
AlphDoti wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.

He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!

Unbelievable... Especially reading some requirements, it indicates someone who has not lived with a wife. Kumbe we deal with young boys here!



The easiest way to attract the lady of your life is to be "her" dream man .
Like attracts like and you'll surely find each other.
Remember you're (and all of us) only in the current relationship because your partner couldn't find a better person!
AlphDoti
#15 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:44:07 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
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Location: Kenya
I tend to agree with one or two of your points. I do not agree with others, especially the education level restriction coz there are smart ladies without degree etc. Key is to nurture... Love her and respect the way she is.

Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Treat women well. The woman was created from a rib. The most bent part of the rib is the top part. If you try to straighten it, you will break it. If you leave it, it remains bent. So treat women well."

A man looking for a wife looks at four things:
(i). Virtue (her religion or religiousness)
(ii). Noble (her family status)
(iii). Wealth (her wealth)
(iv). Beauty (her beauty)

So, do your background checks properly. Priority is to marry the pious woman, who is has obedience to creator. Otherwise you will be a loser in your other requirements.
AlphDoti
#16 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:46:33 PM
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gk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.

He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!

Unbelievable... Especially reading some requirements, it indicates someone who has not lived with a wife. Kumbe we deal with young boys here!

The easiest way to attract the lady of your life is to be "her" dream man .
Like attracts like and you'll surely find each other.
Remember you're (and all of us) only in the current relationship because your partner couldn't find a better person!

Not always true that people choose because they are losers! It is about matching. Being attracted to in terms the 4 things I listed earlier and meeting expectations.
kawi254
#17 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:50:39 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.

He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!

Unbelievable... Especially reading some requirements, it indicates someone who has not lived with a wife. Kumbe we deal with young boys here!


What profiteth a man to gain the whole dustbowl and have zero fruit of the loins to inherit his dustbowl
hardwood
#18 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:52:02 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,346
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
gk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.

He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!

Unbelievable... Especially reading some requirements, it indicates someone who has not lived with a wife. Kumbe we deal with young boys here!



The easiest way to attract the lady of your life is to be "her" dream man .
Like attracts like and you'll surely find each other.
Remember you're (and all of us) only in the current relationship because your partner couldn't find a better person!


He should join those weekend bus tours to dustbowl organised by plot selling companies. The tours have plenty of lady investors in love with the dustbowl and pulotis. Best way to meet his soulmate. Imagine the joy of those ladies if they met a single and searching dustbowl-crazed bachelor? It will be instant love.
Julie
#19 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 12:54:12 PM
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Too late my friends. Train left the train station...
AlphDoti
#20 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 1:02:07 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,016
Location: Kenya
kawi254 wrote:
hardwood wrote:
gk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
hardwood wrote:
You are still a bachelor even after all these bulotis huko dustbowl? Unbelievable.

He he he he he believe it brathee. Tis a long story. Njonjo married at 50!

Unbelievable... Especially reading some requirements, it indicates someone who has not lived with a wife. Kumbe we deal with young boys here!

The easiest way to attract the lady of your life is to be "her" dream man .
Like attracts like and you'll surely find each other.
Remember you're (and all of us) only in the current relationship because your partner couldn't find a better person!

He should join those weekend bus tours to dustbowl organised by plot selling companies. The tours have plenty of lady investors in love with the dustbowl and pulotis. Best way to meet his soulmate. Imagine the joy of those ladies if they met a single and searching dustbowl-crazed bachelor? It will be instant love.
What profiteth a man to gain the whole dustbowl and have zero fruit of the loins to inherit his dustbowl

Unfortunately, looking for wife when already "chummed" is tricky... you will get most of them attracted to you due to money, mostly. And the man will be feeling entitlement, and not being able to woo properly... He will just be flashing his money or car(s) around and expect the lady to see his worth... real hunting was during our time when we wrote real love letters... and winning a beauty on real romance! Then from there get married, and develop both of you together, step by step!
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