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Where will you be counted...???
Lolest!
#101 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2019 1:36:26 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 11,693
Location: Kianjokoma
kaka2za wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
The dreaded qustion by husbands, Mzee uko na mabibi wangapi?


Uongo itakuwa mingi sana keshosmile
Most men will lie without batting an eyelid!

Your reaction, heartbeat, limb movement as you answer will be more crucial to Prime Minister than the answer you give
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
kaka2za
#102 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2019 2:11:23 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/3/2008
Posts: 3,544
Location: Gwitu
Lolest! wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
The dreaded qustion by husbands, Mzee uko na mabibi wangapi?


Uongo itakuwa mingi sana keshosmile
Most men will lie without batting an eyelid!

Your reaction, heartbeat, limb movement as you answer will be more crucial to Prime Minister than the answer you give


Men! Start rehearsing for this question! Just make sure you avoid eye contact with the PM . Train eyes on the enumerator when answering this question.
murchr
#103 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2019 5:37:13 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 14,800
Wakanyugi wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
murchr wrote:
Are you saving your constituency?


Yes I have to. Nyeri tuko vibaya. Tetu,othaya and mukurweini are all below the population threshold.

Unfortunately it feels like stopping floods with bare hands.

Every year, the young men and women clearing high school and colleges pack their bags and leave in search of opportunities.

Coming back is seen as being a failure. Nobody comes back.

In my village, there are atleast 50 homesteads either manned by a shamba boy or completely abandoned.

Of course the media guys have been running with the story of abandoned schools due to lack of kids. And then they attribute it to alcoholism and low birth rates.

But I will still go.


Too late my brother. Demographic decline, once started, is almost impossible to reverse. And the biggest factor in fertility decline is girls education, which we are all rightfully proud of in Central (not alcoholism).

In fact I predict some serious political recalculations will be necessary come 2022, when it becomes clear a certain tribe is not the behemoth it was assumed to be.

Some political bigots will need to be placed on death watch.



Interesting
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Lolest!
#104 Posted : Saturday, August 24, 2019 4:46:15 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 11,693
Location: Kianjokoma
This time round people are not offended about the tribe question?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
hardwood
#105 Posted : Saturday, August 24, 2019 5:16:57 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,328
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
Lolest! wrote:
This time round people are not offended about the tribe question?

I have quit the forum but had to log in to comment about the issue of tribe.

I am a tribesman first before being Kenyan. The tribe existed even before mzungu came and asked us to call our selves Kenyans. It is the 42 tribal nations that join to make the Kenyan nation. Therefore tribe is king. It is the basic unit of nationhood and we should be proud of our tribes.
kaka2za
#106 Posted : Saturday, August 24, 2019 6:01:00 PM
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Posts: 3,544
Location: Gwitu
hardwood wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
This time round people are not offended about the tribe question?

I have quit the forum but had to log in to comment about the issue of tribe.

I am a tribesman first before being Kenyan. The tribe existed even before mzungu came and asked us to call our selves Kenyans. It is the 42 tribal nations that join to make the Kenyan nation. Therefore tribe is king. It is the basic unit of nationhood and we should be proud of our tribes.


You cant quit posting on blogs. That's how you earn your living.
Impunity
#107 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 6:43:04 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,143
Location: Masada
kaka2za wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
This time round people are not offended about the tribe question?

I have quit the forum but had to log in to comment about the issue of tribe.

I am a tribesman first before being Kenyan. The tribe existed even before mzungu came and asked us to call our selves Kenyans. It is the 42 tribal nations that join to make the Kenyan nation. Therefore tribe is king. It is the basic unit of nationhood and we should be proud of our tribes.


You cant quit posting on blogs. That's how you earn your living.


Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Bigchick
#108 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 11:16:45 AM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 3,738
Location: At Large.
Who has been counted here?

We slept on the sofa waiting for a knock by the enumerators.

What is happenning?We are 12 households where I stay and they did not come.

This totals will be suspect
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Lolest!
#109 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 11:41:47 AM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 11,693
Location: Kianjokoma
Bigchick wrote:
Who has been counted here?

We slept on the sofa waiting for a knock by the enumerators.

What is happenning?We are 12 households where I stay and they did not come.

This totals will be suspect

Jana was just the reference night. The process will be on till end month.

Even in 09 when there was a holiday, they didn't manage to visit most homes on day 1

Hata mimi bado
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Angelica _ann
#110 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 12:33:01 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 10,791
https://twitter.com/Spok...165220166017454080?s=19

The ID question comes up again.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
hardwood
#111 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 2:58:59 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,328
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
Sad. These people...


Mastermind
#112 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 7:04:13 PM
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Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,595
Location: Langley
Bigchick wrote:
Who has been counted here?

We slept on the sofa waiting for a knock by the enumerators.

What is happenning?We are 12 households where I stay and they did not come.

This totals will be suspect

I was counted yesterday, immediately after Liverpool game.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
2012
#113 Posted : Sunday, August 25, 2019 11:05:01 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,464
Location: Nairobi
11pm Sunday and haven't been counted yet...

Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground. Rosa Parks
Iganamagana
#114 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 6:17:45 AM
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Joined: 3/27/2009
Posts: 1,413
2012 wrote:
11pm Sunday and haven't been counted yet...


Are they done counting Politicians in order to reach us lesser beings?
newfarer
#115 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 6:22:11 AM
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Joined: 3/19/2010
Posts: 3,272
Location: Uganda
bado kufika diaspora.they are keeping conjugals at stake.waiting at the sofa late night
punda amecheka
Bigchick
#116 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 6:54:34 AM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 3,738
Location: At Large.
6.30am Monday 26th,no enumerator yet in sight.

This exercise is Lubbish.

I missed my Saturday glass of something and great laughter waiting for people whom I may have to look for after 31st using the toll free number given.

Too much hype for nothing.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Mastermind
#117 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 7:00:36 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,595
Location: Langley
Bigchick wrote:
6.30am Monday 26th,no enumerator yet in sight.

This exercise is Lubbish.

I missed my Saturday glass of something and great laughter waiting for people whom I may have to look for after 31st using the toll free number given.

Too much hype for nothing.


You need connections to be counted.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
hardwood
#118 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 9:47:02 AM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,328
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.
T-Bag
#119 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 12:53:14 PM
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Joined: 9/25/2008
Posts: 418
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



Me 2 @20.00hrs.....wondered about some of the questions...like asking wife if I am the only husband...nKt!
I AM trust in GOD, I AM belief in THYSELF
hardwood
#120 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 1:11:27 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
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Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
Some are RESISTING...


gazeti wrote:
A man and his wife are being held at Kisumu Central Police Station after attacking a chief and village elder who had accompanied census officers at their house in Obunga slums.

In the Sunday incident, the man, identified as Richard Ochieng, bit the fingers of a village elder while his wife hit the area Assistant chief with a piece of brick, hurting him on his thigh.

Acting Kanyakwar Chief Maurice Ojwang said the couple had chased away the enumerators on Saturday night and were never counted, prompting him to accompany them on Sunday alongside police officers.

The chief said when they got to the couple’s house, the woman started wailing and causing commotion before calling his husband who was away. When her husband arrived, he also started shouting and as police attempted to handcuff him, he severely bit the village elder’s fingers.

The couple has since then been taken to police custody.

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