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ngapat
#1 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:36:25 PM
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“I, Babu Owino, having been elected a Member of Parliament do swear in the name of Almighty God that I would bear true faith and allegiance to the people of the Republic of Kenya and Raila Odinga that I will obey, respect uphold, preserve , protect and defend this Constitution of the Republic of Kenya and that I would faithfully and conscientiously discharge the duties of the Member of Parliament, so help me God. Thank you. Tibim!”
“Invest in yourself. Your career is the engine of your wealth.”
Baratang
#2 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:54:14 PM
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Present day Ababoon-namba-one of 2008...smile
KiFagio
#3 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:58:49 PM
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ngapat wrote:


“I, Babu Owino, having been elected a Member of Parliament do swear in the name of Almighty God that I would bear true faith and allegiance to the people of the Republic of Kenya and Raila Odinga that I will obey, respect uphold, preserve , protect and defend this Constitution of the Republic of Kenya and that I would faithfully and conscientiously discharge the duties of the Member of Parliament, so help me God. Thank you. Tibim!”

A hallucinating idiot


Lolest!
#4 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:23:30 PM
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KiFagio wrote:
ngapat wrote:


“I, Babu Owino, having been elected a Member of Parliament do swear in the name of Almighty God that I would bear true faith and allegiance to the people of the Republic of Kenya and Raila Odinga that I will obey, respect uphold, preserve , protect and defend this Constitution of the Republic of Kenya and that I would faithfully and conscientiously discharge the duties of the Member of Parliament, so help me God. Thank you. Tibim!”

A hallucinating idiot



Give the guy time, 5 years at mostLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Mnakumbuka Sababu Nanyam...

Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
KulaRaha
#5 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:49:19 PM
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In 5 years, both Starehe and the Embakasis will replace the current crop of idiots for new ones.

Those guys always chose badly...its their strength!
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Kusadikika
#6 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 3:41:58 PM
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Hey wazua people!! Where is your sense of humor? I actually thought it was funny. He inserted Raila Odinga so stealthily as if it was written into the oath he was reading. That parliamentary official was macho sana otherwise it would have been easy to miss it. They must have been aware he was going to try to pull something on them. Since "Tibim" was not censured I guess it is now part of parliamentary language.

Njung'e
#7 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 3:53:11 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
Hey wazua people!! Where is your sense of humor? I actually thought it was funny. He inserted Raila Odinga so stealthily as if it was written into the oath he was reading. That parliamentary official was macho sana otherwise it would have been easy to miss it. They must have been aware he was going to try to pull something on them. Since "Tibim" was not censured I guess it is now part of parliamentary language.



Nothing funny there. Hiyo ni ujinga na umang'aa ya kukunia juu ya choo. uselessSad
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Kusadikika
#8 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 3:59:39 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Kusadikika wrote:
Hey wazua people!! Where is your sense of humor? I actually thought it was funny. He inserted Raila Odinga so stealthily as if it was written into the oath he was reading. That parliamentary official was macho sana otherwise it would have been easy to miss it. They must have been aware he was going to try to pull something on them. Since "Tibim" was not censured I guess it is now part of parliamentary language.



Nothing funny there. Hiyo ni ujinga na umang'aa ya kukunia juu ya choo. uselessSad


Guka, you took your colonial discipline a bit too seriously, relax, the honourable member for Embakasi East is just having a little fun.
Iganamagana
#9 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 4:18:53 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
In 5 years, both Starehe and the Embakasis will replace the current crop of idiots for new ones.

Those guys always chose badly...its their strength!


Sad
Gathige
#10 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 4:38:43 PM
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Every market place has its xxxxxxxxxx ( you know). The 12th parliament has its own distinguished early enough.

"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
Anti_Burglar
#11 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 4:41:59 PM
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Ababu, Miguna, coming soon is Babu.
mkenyan
#12 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 6:02:46 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
In 5 years, both Starehe and the Embakasis will replace the current crop of idiots for new ones.

Those guys always chose badly...its their strength!

Laughing out loudly
2012
#13 Posted : Thursday, August 31, 2017 7:47:30 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
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Location: Nairobi
A sycophant trying to please his master.
Look at where Ababu is now.

BBI will solve it
:)
Mukiri
#14 Posted : Friday, September 01, 2017 3:50:14 AM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
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It is my prayer that politicians realize the ramifications of their actions.

Proverbs 19:21
marko
#15 Posted : Wednesday, September 20, 2017 9:06:56 PM
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I hear he has not responded to the suit challenging his win. The deadline was on 15th. So now he will most probably lose his seat. Irresponsible leadership. Voters elect you and you do not have the balls to go and defend those voted in court.
WHO DARES WINS
hardwood
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 21, 2017 1:41:58 AM
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marko wrote:
I hear he has not responded to the suit challenging his win. The deadline was on 15th. So now he will most probably lose his seat. Irresponsible leadership. Voters elect you and you do not have the balls to go and defend those voted in court.


Hahaha....maybe he has been busy with his wife Muthoni mpaka he forgot about the petition...




Njung'e
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 21, 2017 1:52:48 PM
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hardwood wrote:
[quote=marko]





Waaa.....Bow legs!Laughing out loudly ......Back in the days, boys with bow legs ( referred to as mbogoro) were never allowed to join hare/rabbit hunting. You know hares are fond of passing between legs. Ole you if you can't put them together. Utaishika saa ngapi smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Njung'e
#18 Posted : Monday, September 25, 2017 4:57:55 PM
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Whatever the young man said about Uhuru?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
sitaki.kujulikana
#19 Posted : Monday, September 25, 2017 5:04:12 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Whatever the young man said about Uhuru?

abusing a person's parents is not good, at least angefanya kama joho abuse the individual and leave the parents out.
kingfisher
#20 Posted : Monday, September 25, 2017 5:16:16 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Whatever the young man said about Uhuru?


That young man is on a self destruction course.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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