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Wazuans, are your nieces...?
EngineerLMG
#1 Posted : Friday, December 15, 2017 11:38:44 PM
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Joined: 3/22/2014
Posts: 50
... over 18?
... under 27?
... not feminists?




Send me your nieces numbers! Chomoa them. Stop keeping them locked up in the house the way you're keeping those silver 1/= coins za 2006. Or those polythene bags under the sink.

Help a yung'in.
Muheani
#2 Posted : Saturday, December 16, 2017 5:38:10 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/20/2009
Posts: 1,392
EngineerLMG wrote:
... over 18?
... under 27?
... not feminists?




Send me your nieces numbers! Chomoa them. Stop keeping them locked up in the house the way you're keeping those silver 1/= coins za 2006. Or those polythene bags under the sink.

Help a yung'in.



A burdizzo or an elastic band are tools commonly used by the demented. You get yourself some son. We will understand.

aemathenge
#3 Posted : Saturday, December 16, 2017 12:32:34 PM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 2,845
Location: Kerugoya
EngineerLMG wrote:
... over 18?
... under 27?
... not feminists?




Send me your nieces numbers! Chomoa them. Stop keeping them locked up in the house the way you're keeping those silver 1/= coins za 2006. Or those polythene bags under the sink.

Help a yung'in.

Jerk
Angelica _ann
#4 Posted : Saturday, December 16, 2017 12:42:45 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
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Am lost, probably coz of age and shaggs mondoism!!!! I need to be enlightened!!!!!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
wukan
#5 Posted : Sunday, December 17, 2017 9:06:26 AM
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Joined: 11/13/2015
Posts: 600
Angelica _ann wrote:
Am lost, probably coz of age and shaggs mondoism!!!! I need to be enlightened!!!!!


Am also lost in shagz I can tell you nairobi gals are overratedsmile smile smile
thuks
#6 Posted : Sunday, December 17, 2017 3:30:31 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 10/8/2008
Posts: 1,378
aemathenge wrote:
EngineerLMG wrote:
... over 18?
... under 27?
... not feminists?




Send me your nieces numbers! Chomoa them. Stop keeping them locked up in the house the way you're keeping those silver 1/= coins za 2006. Or those polythene bags under the sink.

Help a yung'in.

Jerk

Help this young one 'start a family'.
I care!
XSK
#7 Posted : Sunday, December 17, 2017 6:33:09 PM
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Joined: 12/8/2009
Posts: 917
Location: Nairobi
EngineerLMG wrote:
... over 18?
... under 27?
... not feminists?




Send me your nieces numbers! Chomoa them. Stop keeping them locked up in the house the way you're keeping those silver 1/= coins za 2006. Or those polythene bags under the sink.

Help a yung'in.


Is anything the matter here?
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
Lolest!
#8 Posted : Sunday, December 17, 2017 8:09:37 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 10,759
Location: Kianjokoma
Angelica _ann wrote:
Am lost, probably coz of age and shaggs mondoism!!!! I need to be enlightened!!!!!

Help the guy with all your nieces' numbers. He wants to start a family, not just swenanism

Must be an adult but less than 28. 28 maybe because Nyakundi warned him against looking longingly, lovingly, sweetly at over 28 women

If I got him right
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Swenani
#9 Posted : Monday, December 18, 2017 9:02:47 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 12,206
Location: Vacuum
Lolest! wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Am lost, probably coz of age and shaggs mondoism!!!! I need to be enlightened!!!!!

Help the guy with all your nieces' numbers. He wants to start a family, not just swenanism

Must be an adult but less than 28. 28 maybe because Nyakundi warned him against looking longingly, lovingly, sweetly at over 28 women

If I got him right


Quote:
The key to someone's marriage is in your extended family


Here I was thinking that the guy was promoting incest by asking nieces to chomoa spmeone's hubby from the extended family
adonbilivit
EngineerLMG
#10 Posted : Tuesday, December 19, 2017 11:50:13 PM
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Joined: 3/22/2014
Posts: 50
Lolest! wrote:

Help the guy with all your nieces' numbers. He wants to start a family, not just swenanism

Must be an adult but less than 28. 28 maybe because Nyakundi warned him against looking longingly, lovingly, sweetly at over 28 women

If I got him right


Indeed, you did.
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